CH 1: WE GOIN ONA-

Peru: YEAH I AGREE WITH NORTH KOREA

USA: HEY! DONT YOU DARE BRING UP NORTH-KOREA AGAIN! *He turns to face Peru*

Peru: Oooooo someone's angry. Philippines: yawa Peru

Philippines: Oo(slaps you)

*He grabs Philippines by the collar* I'm not going to stand for this. You're going to apologize.

Poland and Mongolia:*separates each other* hey stop that

Philippine Empire:*Being The best Dad of all(Throwing Philippines Out the WINDOWWWWW)*

Philippine Revolution:*Being the best Bro of The Philippines kindly Making him eat(Being the worse bro of the Philippines forcing him to eat Leaves)*

USA: PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION STOP. YOUR BROTHER IS GONNA DIE-

USA: WOAH WOAH WOAH, CALM DOWN. NO NEED TO SWEAR.

*Perfect strike to the face*z

*Perfect strike to the torso*

*Chop chop*