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*ima be Philippines* ...... *sees Israel touching Palestine* HE'S TOUCHING MY CHILD! (probably not my child) *everyone looks at Israel* Malaysia: you touching the child?! *Israel backs away* Malaysia: *smacking Israel*

Israel:I DID NOTHING WRONG I SWEAR Malaysia:OH YEAH THEN WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HER?! Israel:BECAUSE SHES ADORABLE AND CUTE AND I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HER Malaysia:YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TOUCH SOMEONE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT?! Israel:NO?

*USA only looks at Palestine, while I see him and speak up* HE'S TOUCHING THE CHILD! USA: NOOO- Malaysia: YOU TOUCHING CHILD?! *smacks him and smacks Israel too*

Nepal:PHILIPPINES C’MON WE GOTTA STEAL ALL OF RUSSIA’S VODKA.

Philippines:ARE YOU CRAZY WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE Russia:I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda scared of Nepal.

south korea:*watching mangas with japan* japan: *watching mangas with south korea* north korea:*making more nukes* usa:I AM AN EAGLE CAW CAW *drinks oil* russia:*drunk as usual* germany:*working as usual* poland:*listening to music 🎶* Isreal:*bullying palestine as usal* iraq and Iran turkey and hungray:*protecting palestine* Palestine:*just scrolling into her phone* Canada:*eating maple syrup* China:BING CHILLIN *Chinese words* mexico:*eating tacos* italy:WHO PUT PINEAPPLE ON MA PIZZA cant put

System: Attention all Countryhumans!, Today you will turn into the last thing you ate/drank!

*all the countryhumans are confused* germany:*looks at his coffee mug* russia:*downs vodka* italy:*looks at his pizza* palestine:*looks at his phone*

*ch is laying on the bed looking at the ceiling* ch:why do i feel so.. alone?

USA: if u drink 25 gallons of water would that make u a fish?

russia:If i shoot you, would that make you a dead person?