CH 💝🇧🇾

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*Germany 🇩🇪 stops convulsing and his eyes roll back into his head. His body goes limp and he lies motionless on the ground*

*Germany 🇩🇪's soul screams in agony as the demons continue to poop on him*

Russia 🇷🇺// we need vodka. Now.

Ukraine: NO.

Russia 🇷🇺// I SAID NOW.

Romania 🇷🇴// NO ONE SPEAKS ROMANIAN??

Türkiye: YOU DO-

Romania 🇷🇴// oh...... UHHHHHH

Turkey: CHP

USA 🇺🇸// OH MY GOD- Germany 🇩🇪// SHUT UP. Russia 🇷🇺// YES, SHUT UP. China 🇨🇳// SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU. Japan 🇯🇵// I AGREE. Austria 🇦🇹// I AGREE TOO. Spain 🇪🇸// SHUT UP. Switzerland 🇨🇭// SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. Poland 🇵🇱// I AGREE WITH SWITZERLAND. India 🇮🇳// SHUT. Russia 🇷🇺// I SAID SHUT. UK 🇬🇧// I AGREE WITH RUSSIA.

USA 🇺🇸// EVERYONE SAY “freedom” IN YOUR LANGUAGE!! Spain 🇪🇸// um- libertad? Poland 🇵🇱// WOLNOŚĆ!! Russia 🇷🇺// *CENSORED* Hungary 🇭🇺// Austria!!~ my love! Austria 🇦🇹// ja? Germany 🇩🇪// STOP SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE!! Switzerland 🇨🇭// 🥺👉👈 Japan 🇯🇵// UWU~ DADDY CHINA~ China 🇨🇳// wtf??

USA 🇺🇸// *suddenly, USA starts screaming* USAAA!!

USA 🇺🇸// I AM THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! I AM THE ONE WHO WON THE COLD WAR!!