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Russia: do you have a crush on anyone?

klowaskia:...maybe..

Russia: oooo~ who is it?

Russia:hey. Soviet Union:hey. Germany:hey. Italy:hey. Japan:hey. France:hey. Mexico:hey. Ukraine:hey. Canada:hey. UK:hey. USA:hey. Belarus:hey. Poland:hey. China:hey. South Korea:hey. North Korea:hey. India:hey. Brazil:hey. Argentina:hey. Chile:hey. Colombia:hey. Peru:hey. Venezuela:hey. Ecuador:hey. Bolivia:hey. Paraguay:hey. Uruguay:hey. Guyana:hey. Suriname:hey. Cuba:hey. Haiti:hey. Dominican Republic:hey. Jamaica:hey. Puerto Rico:hey. El Salvador:hey. Nicaragua:hey. Honduras:hey. Costa Rica:hey. Panama:hey. Belize:hey. Guatemala:hey. Honduras:hey. El Salvador:hey. Nicaragua:hey. Costa Rica:hey. Panama:hey. Belize:hey. Guatemala:hey. Honduras:hey. El

*backs away nervously* YOU DIED... THE SOVIET UNION COLLAPSED IN 1991

🥲 why the f*** do I see Nazi Germany

*Germany adjusts his glasses* Excuse me?

Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_

*I'm Philippines but female ofc DUH YOU MOTHER F-*

Russia:_notices you and chokes on his vodka_ USSR:_sees you and chokes on his vodka_ UK:_chokes on his tea_ Italy:_chokes on his pasta_ Germany:_chokes on his work_ T.R:_chokes on his fan_ Japan:_chokes on her cat_ France:_chokes on his wine_ Mexico:_chokes on his taco_ Ukraine:_chokes on canada_ Canada:_chokes on his phone_ Belarus:_chokes on her room_ USA:_chokes on his own ego_ Polish:_chokes on his polish sausage_ Swiss:_chokes on his chocolate_ China:_chokes on his noodles_ India:_chokes on his curry_ South Korea:_chokes on her kpop_ North Korea:_chokes on his dictatorship_ Cuba:_chokes on his cigar_ Haiti:_chokes on his voodoo_ Brazil:_chokes on his carnival_ Argentina:_chokes on his beef_ Venezuela:_chokes on his oil_ Peru:_chokes on his potatoes_ Colombia:_chokes on his coffee_ Chile:_chokes on his wine_

*my character pulls out a gun and shoots pigs for food*

*Everyone gasps* USA: DUDE! *pointing excitedly* Germany: That seems... excessive for pet house building. Italy: MAMA MIA! VIOLENCE?! *covers kittens' eyes* USA: BUT WE NEED BACON! *defends game mechanics* Japan: *gasps* Nooo don't shoot the piggies! They're cute! *Sea Turtle: *nods wisely* Survival is important.

*the kitties start drooling over a pig*