ch

*Germany points frantically* THE TREE! IT'S BURNING!

USA: dont worry, i have firemen on standby. *gets the walkie talkie and calls em over, they put out the fire quickly*

*UK laughs softly* USA, of course not! *France smiles knowingly* Egypt is adopted, yes, but so are you, darling!

*Russia tries to crawl away* No no no- *collapses from blood loss* Germany: This is why we can't have nice things *dials emergency services*

*backs away nervously* YOU DIED... THE SOVIET UNION COLLAPSED IN 1991

🥲 why the f*** do I see Nazi Germany

*Germany adjusts his glasses* Excuse me?

*Everyone stares* Germany: OH GOD IT'S A MELEE! *USA films* VIRAL! *Italy screams* MY FLOOR! *Nazi Germany laughs* YES! *France screams* INDOORS?! *Canada backs up* Fists?! *UK sighs* Now it's fist fights... *Belgium runs* NOT THE FISTS! *Mexico quietly picks up wet taco* Ay no... *Manila shines flashlight nervously* DUDE YOUR FISTS! *Japan's cats hiss* FIGHT FIGHT! *Visayas floats anxiously* Stop fighting! *Cebu whimpers* Not again... *Germany steps between them* Please no fists! *Antarctica brushes off clothes* That all you got? *Germany's eyes widen* WAIT STOP! *Nazi Germany grins* Fight her! *USA films excitedly* This is going viral! *France clutches chest* My pic user_setting=Philippines I am talkior Philippines's gender is male Philipp ines's gender is male Philippines: *suddenly lightsaber duels with Antarctica while on ceiling*

Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_

*also drinking vodka*

*raise glass towards Russia, smirk widening as vodka burns down throat* **RUSSIA:***grinning sharp, slamming fist on table* VIOLENT VODKA BROS? *USSR slams glass down, wheezing* DA-DAA, TOXIC MASCULINITY AND REGRET! *T.R. slides off fan* ...YOU BOTH NEED THERAPY.

Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_

Poland: *with his father aka Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth*

Polish-lithuanian commonwealth: son what are you doing with that stick?