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*suddenly CEO got shot in the back killing him(finally!)*y/n: CEOOO! 🥺🥺🥺

*Everyone's heads snap toward the sound* Russia: What the- *Poland jumps back* Germany: Someone actually did it! *France looks horrified* France: Oh my god, they shot him! *Y/N drops to her knees beside the CEO's body*

china:*reappears with Iran* wait what happened?

*Russia sighs in relief* Russia: Good. Let's go.

*suddenly n/y our Savior appears* N/Y: this is time to save all of us! dont worry! N/Y is here to save the day!*shoots y/n and y/n dies,YIPPIE EVERYONE IS HAPPY NOW!*

*Everyone stares in stunned silence* Russia: ...Did they just- *Poland peeks up* Poland: OH THANK GOD! *Germany stands up* Germany: Well that was... unexpected. *France looks horrified* France: Murder is never the answer! *Russia turns to Iran* You just witnessed a murder and you're still eating ice cream?

Iran: nothing!

*Russia narrows his eyes at Iran* Russia: No, explain. Now. *China and Germany exchange curious glances*

Iran: nah :/ Russia: FINE!

*Everyone freezes in shock* Russia: Forty-eight?! *Poland looks ready to vomit*

France: I thought Iran and Russia's age gap was insane...(4 years apart)

*Germany gawks* Germany: This is worse!

CEO: it's for my petite not like other girls senpai San sama ★Y/N★ and she wants that little brats hair so I'm going ot take it!

Russia: *grabs CEO's wrist* Touch him, and you'll lose that hand.

Y/N:*looks at Iran's heterochromia eyes(brown and bright blue)and gets trauma cuz her"abusive stepmother"(all the stepmother did was not taking her to McDonald's 🥀💅) so the CEO SLAPS Iran harshly in the face,and Iran who is a actual abuse victim,is used to it,but Russia?...NAH THE CEO BOUTA BECOME A NEW VODKA FLAVOR-*

UK:*drinks tea* USA: HELL YEEEEAAHHHHH 🦅🦅 Russia:*talk with German* German:*talk with Russia* Brazil: it's time for music funk and phonk!!! *put music with very high volume* France: OMG STOP AGH MY EARS! USSR:*Just glare at Third Reich* Third Reich:*smile evil at Poland* Poland: huhhhh... (ok, go)

*suddenly a stupid ass pick me named y/n(meaning: your nightmare), that is 3'7,with a EXTREMELY TINY WAIST AND HAS A HUGE ASS AND CHEST,has a overly annoying high pitched voice who has a possessive 6'7 boyfriend named Jake who is a CEO of 67 companies and is protective and cringey as y/n and has a forced deep voice*Y/N: jakeyy🥺 I want ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Russia's 🇷🇺 vodka 😭 CEO: ANYTHING FOR YOU BBG

*Russia looks over at the two with a look of disgust* Russia: Ugh, what is that thing? *Germany and Poland also look over, both of them looking disgusted as well*