CH CHRISTMAS

France:who would you pick? if you got yhe choise of who Scotland dates who you pick

UK:hmm...well, there is one person I think would be a good match for Scotland...

France:who?

🎶WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHITHOLE WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHITHOLE, MY WISH YU A MERRY SHITHOLE AND A DEPRESSING NEW YEAR. CRAPPY STOCKINGS WE BRING, TO YOU AND YOUR MONARCHY, WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHITHOLE MAN I'D HATE TO BE ENGLISH🎶

*All of the other countries stare in awe and horror at the lyrics* {Germany}:...how did you come up with that? {America}:it's...it's perfect...

{Germany}:*-asleep٫ having nightmares about ww2-* {America}:ITS ChHRISTMAS BABY AWW HELL YEAH!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 {Uk}:America٫ do shut up. {Brazil}:agreed. Shut tf up America. {America}:HELL NAW IM A FREE COUNTRY!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 {England}:*-backing Scotland into a corner-* sing a Christmas carol. {Scotland}:naw. {Ebgland}:SING A BLOODY CHRISTMAS CAROL {Scotland}:NAW BACK OFF YA WEE VERMIN {England}:SING. A. CHRISTMAS CAROL!!! {Scotland}:🎶WE WISH YER A MERRY SHITHOLE🎶

*I'm Georgia and i speak English and Georgian and I'm eating Mtsvadi for breakfast*

{England}:WHAT THE HELL IS A MUTSAVI?! {Russia}:it's a Georgian dish, it's basically a meat skewer. {Ukraine}:and it's delicious. {France}:I bet it's disgusting. {Russia}:oh, just try it, you'll love it.