CH House 🏠

*UK gets thrown into the back of the police car with brutal force*

*SLOVENIA SLAMS CAR DOOR* Case closed! *drives off into the sunset*

*Croatia walks on the fetus*

*the Sun munches the Earth*

*Everyone gets eaten* OW MY COSMIC DIGNITY!

*the end*

*one leg messes the rhythm up*

*LEG SCREAMS* I'M DOING MY BEST! *kicks Turkey's torso*

*torso screams and spontaneous combustions*

*LUNG SCREAMS* STOP TWERKING! *lung launches at kebabs*

*lung is now in kebab's ass*

*Turkey's body screams* MY LUNG! MY BEAUTIFUL LUNG! *the kebab starts dancing with lung inside*

*he spontaneous combustion*

*Turkey stares at the flames* OH GREAT, NOW WE'RE ON FIRE! *Canada steps away from the puddle* This is getting ridiculous.

*fire spreads rapidly* THE LIBRARY'S ON FIRE!

*UK drops to his knees* I didn't mean to- *Canada calmly dials 911*

*police car bursts through the roof*

*Everyone stares* ...Through the ROOF?!

*USA jumps up* OH HELL NAH! *covers Canada's eyes*

*Germany closes his laptop in disgust* China, put your pants back on! *UK chokes on his tea*

*Turkey covers his eyes* MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!

Germany 🇩🇪// *hes on the couch, working from home* China 🇨🇳// *shes in the kitchen eating kebabs*(WOW SUCH A BIGBACK MOVE CHINA!!)Turkey 🇹🇷// *hes watching China eating HIS kebabs* … USA 🇺🇸// *hes pestering Canada* Canada 🇨🇦// *he’s ignoring USA and being a chill guy* UK 🇬🇧// *hes sipping tea* why is it so qui- France 🇫🇷// *he makes UK shut up with a kiss* shh…~

Germany 🇩🇪// "Oh god, they're at it again…"

France 🇫🇷// "I can hear you, you know…"

*Germany throws a couch cushion at China* STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SKUNK!