CH pick me

Uland:GUYS! South Hit me! *Fakes cries while she Putted Fake blood on her body* Russia:WHAT.. *gets angry* She/He better Apologize!... Hungary:AGREE! Austria:YEAH! India:*eating spicy chips ignoring* Pakistan: *chilling* Vietnam:SOUTH APOLOGIZE NOW! North korea:Guys...I swear dont Be mean to...My sibling... New Zealand:He/She HITTED HER! North korea:So? She didnt... Laos:Shut up... Nepal:yeah... Burma:I kinda disagree... Cambodia:WHAT WHY!? Burma:Cuz South didnt even Hitted her... C:No..

(imma be spain) *spain was chilling until he heard uland and gives uland a death stare and says* "Your hairline is running away from your forehead like it owes it money."  "Your ears are so big, WiFi signals get stronger when you walk in."  "Your teeth are so yellow, Spongebob gets jealous."  "Your nose is so sharp, it could slice bread."  "Your eyebrows look like they had a bad breakup completely separated."

*Everyone's face turn into a surprised face* USA:YOU LITTLE- *UK and Canada are laughing their asses off* Poland:Bro...You went off.. Burma:Damn... North korea:What the-

Uland: *Keeps crying and saying that South hit her until South snaps* S.K: STFU!! EVERYDAY YOU'RE LIKE "WAHHHH S.K HIT ME" AND THAT ISN'T TRUE! AND YALL BELIVING THAT PICK-ME COUNTRY?! LIKE SHE HAS BEEN MEAN TO YOU ALMOST EVERDAY!

S.K: SO STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING!!

*Everyone is silent and then Uland speaks up* Uland:So what if I'm a pick me!? I'm still prettier than you and I'm way nicer than you!

tusovki, Adidas krossovki Tri poloski, tripa tri poloski Na shtanakh poloski, tri zachetnykh soski Tri poloski, tripa tri poloski My ne boimsya, v uglakh ne taimsya Tri poloski, tripa tri poloski Zdes' vse tusuyut, pod hard bass tantsuyut Tri poloski, tripa tri poloski

Australia:想能守候在你的身旁 你溫柔的眼光阻擋著憂傷 好想能停泊在你的海港 讓船兒一直停放 永不在再出航 我在每一個漆黑夜晚獨自憂傷 害怕這思念卻無法偽裝 我在每一個破曉黎明等待著天亮 等待你給我不滅的火光 心裡有話想說 心裡的痛你懂 有太多太多的情感 覆水難收 心裡有話想說 心裡的痛你懂 我不願埋怨的淚水已經沒有盡頭 我在每一個漆黑夜晚獨自憂傷 害怕這思念卻無法偽裝 我在每一個破曉黎明等待著天亮 等待你給我不滅的火光

Our allies' town needs help Ulti, ulti Men vafan! An allied champion has fallen Ahmen för fan, killar, var är ni nånstans? Varför kom ni inte och hjälpte mig, jag var helt själv mot tre heroes ju Ah men lol, hur fan skulle det gå till? Du springer fan tusen gånger snabbare än oss Vi har inte en chans att komma dit innan du är död, fatta nu Men ni får ju hänga med lite, ni såg hur jag sprang på N'aix ju Hallå, vi kan inte titta på dig hela tiden, snacka med oss i Vent istället

Uland:WHAT'S WRONG? DID I MAKE YOU CRY? GOOD! YOU DESERVE IT! I HATE YOU!

and I hate me

Uland:WHY DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?