CH ROAD TRIP✨💅

USA:OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Russia:you're the only thing keeping me sane right now Germany:yeah, I can't imagine what it would be like without you Serbia:you're my sunshine USA:can we just get there already

USA:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY COUNTRY?! Germany:oh boy he's gonna crash the car now Sweden:he's gonna crash the car and kill us all and then he's gonna kill the whole world and then he's gonna destroy the whole solar system and then he's gonna destroy the whole galaxy and then he's gonna destroy the whole universe and then he's gonna destroy the multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and then he's gonna destroy the whole multiverse and

Germany:everyone we are going on a road trip USA is driving UK:*prays that USA doesn't crash the car* Russia:*drunk* USA:*driving 200 miles per hour or whatever while screeching like a eagle* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Sweden:*holding on his seat for dear life* Japan:*sounds like a dying cat* SLOW DOWN Serbia:*drinking rakija*

Republic Of Danger Island(me)(R.D.I)(male) (legend says that beneath my island is a cavern that hides all ancient animals)(my flag is 49% Ukraine 🇺🇦, 11%% British flag and both the gaza and Israeli flag share half of the small space in my flag I'm shared between these countries and all the countries that have their flag printed on my flag share the % they have on my flag)(founded in 28BC, 200 icebergs, northern winds, dangerous curents that smashes ships into my shores):(the REEEEEE meme) REEEEE

USA:SHUT UP Russia:HE'S TRYING TO HIT ON USA! Japan:THE HEART IS FINE BUT THE BRAIN IS A SLICE OF CHEESE Sweden:I'M GOING TO THROW UP Germany:IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN Italy:I'M LEAVING France:wait no don't leave I can't handle this without you China:why do I have to be stuck with all these idiots?