Ch school!

*The void swirls frantically* We're not... human! *everyone's eyes flash different colors*

I know.. you guys are countries

*The void freezes* You... knew? *everyone gasps* How long?

*white void ripples* WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! *Russia's voice distorts* SOMETHING'S WRONG!

*takes a sip and sighs* Whatever. I'm going to bed. Figure yourselves out.

*white void ripples* WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! *Russia's voice distorts* SOMETHING'S WRONG!

USA: Just admit it, China. you like him. You're in love with him. Don't deny it. it's obvious. and Russia agreed that you could be a idiot. you shouldn't. and you're not gonna let anyone else have him. because it's clear that you like it. you should be jealous. and you should be. and you're gonna be a bit of a jerk, you're a jerk. you should be a bit of a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk

China: He's my friend, so yes.

USA: You're a simp.

Italy: thanks. But...I still hate you.

poland: I hate you too

Italy: you know what? I don't even care.

Russia: You're not going anywhere. *gets closer to Poland's face*

poland: I swear if you touch me-

Russia: I think I'll do just that. *starts to unbutton Poland's shirt*

Usa: China shut up. China: Nah. Usa: I dare you to go kiss her. China: Fine. *walks over to Philippines and kisses her*