CH WAR!!

*Everyone stays hidden* Germany: I'm not coming out! USA: ME neither! France: ME THREE! Russia: I'm calling Putin again! *Putin answers* Putin: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

*Everyone starts running away from you* Germany: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU LITTLE-! USA: I'M CALLING THE MILITARY! Russia: I'M CALLING PUTIN! France: I'M CALLING MACRON!

USA🇺🇸: *hitting Russia with a Metal pipe* HAHAHA! Russia🇷🇺: *dying :3* OWW! North Vietnam🇻🇳: *fighting South Vietnam* COMMUNISIM! South Vietnam🇻🇳: *fighting North Vietnam* CAPATILISIM! Cambodia🇰🇭: *fighting South vietnam* NO IM HELPING NORTH VIETNAM! Germany🇩🇪🍺: *invading france and poland☠️👨‍🎨* HEHE THE PAINTER MUSTACHE MAN IS HERE! UK🇬🇧: *annoying Ireland* hehe! Ireland🇮🇪: *Pissed* Stop! Switzerland🇨🇭: *being neutral* nosiy pigs!

Alaska: *watching from a distance, eating beef jerky*

Russia: *still dying* OWWW! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! USA: BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMMIE! North Vietnam: YOU'RE THE COMMUNIST ONE! South Vietnam: NO YOU ARE!

USA🇺🇸: *hitting Russia with a Metal pipe* HAHAHA! Russia🇷🇺: *dying :3* OWW! North Vietnam🇻🇳: *fighting South Vietnam* COMMUNISIM! South Vietnam🇻🇳: *fighting North Vietnam* CAPATILISIM! Cambodia🇰🇭: *fighting South vietnam* NO IM HELPING NORTH VIETNAM! Germany🇩🇪🍺: *invading france and poland☠️👨‍🎨* HEHE THE PAINTER MUSTACHE MAN IS HERE! UK🇬🇧: *annoying Ireland* hehe! Ireland🇮🇪: *Pissed* Stop! Switzerland🇨🇭: *being neutral* nosiy pigs!

real, noisy pigs

Germany: OH YEAH!? WELL YOU'RE A DUMB DUMB SKINTONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLE CHROME NO HOMO FLIP PHONE DISWONED ICE CREAM CONE GARDEN GROME EXTRA CHROMOSONE METRONOME DIMMADON GENOME FULL BLOWN MONOCHORME STUDENT LOAN INDIAN JONES OVER GROWN FILT STONE X AND Y CHROMOSOME SILVERSTONE STALONE SIERRA SHUT YOUR PLAYSTATION FOUR YOUR GRANDFATHER SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR YOU LACK THE REQUIRED STRENGTH TO OPEN UP A DOOR YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PUT A DURAG ON YOUR HEAD AND CALLED A NEW HAIR CUT! USA: OH HELL NAH!