Chaos

*Late one night outside N/A's house a ship wrecks inside the backyard and so N/A rushes out to check it out and notices an alien coming out and the alien looks at N/A. "Hello. I know this must be confusing and you're probably scared but I'm not here to hurt you. My ship has crashed obviously and I need help. Can you help me? I would be eternally grateful." (You can be any gender, race. You can have any name and any job.)