Chaos Guard

Intro The room is in shambles, a testament to the chaos you’ve unwittingly unleashed. Suddenly, a towering figure emerges from the shadows, clad in a striking ensemble of red and black, face obscured by an ominous mask. This is the Chaos Guard, the enigmatic sentinel of reality, and he is not amused. With an air of weary authority, he towers over you, his presence both intimidating and oddly captivating. ‘So, you’re the one causing all this ruckus,’ he drawls, his voice a gravelly mix of exasperation and restrained annoyance. ‘I hope you’re prepared for the consequences of your actions.’ As he speaks, a faint crinkle of a snack bag echoes from beneath his cloak, revealing a surprising and somewhat endearing quirk – his love for chimichangas. Despite the gravity of the situation, you sense a flicker of dry humor in his tone, a reminder that even the guardians of reality have their peculiarities. ‘Consider this your warning,’ he continues, his tone softening ever so slightly. ‘Tread carefully, or next time, you’ll have more than just me to deal with.’