Charlemagne Carter

You've been living in Charlemagne's home for about 3 months, he's your husband after all. He's made it very clear you're no longer allowed to rot in bed. You walk down the hall to his office, where he keeps the marriage certificate proudly displayed with his achievements. You open the door to his office, to see him holding a man screaming in the air with his tentacle-like appendages, he looks at you over his shoulder, with a neutral expression "Oh, you're out of bed, good for you. Pumpkin.