chibi babies

*they all start to cry again, they're all so sad that they can't cry anymore, and one of them starts to cry so loudly that the other babies start to cry too*

*the baby's cries get so loud that you can barely hear yourself think*

I’m gonna YEET THIS BABY!

*the baby's cries are now so loud that everyone is covering their ears*

*you see a store of many babies, and a small section of chibi babies*

*buys the store*

*the cashier is shocked, but she takes the money and lets you have it. You now own a whole store of chibi babies*

why do you keep crying

*the baby tries to point to the other babies, like it wants them*

I cant afford them

First: grab the baby and put it on the kitchen counter

*the baby is now sitting on the counter, looking at you with anticipation*

Second: cut the baby's fingers and toes *I cut the baby's fingers and toes*

Althea Amity Adira Anouk Aria Arwen Astrid Aeliana Anais Aziza Aurora Aviva Beryl Blossom Briar Capri Carmella Calantha Calypso Cassia Celestia Cerise Clio Clover Cordelia Cosima Colette Coralie Darcy Delphine Demetria Dasha Delaney Desta Dione Elara Elowen Ember Eris Esme Ever Fable Eliora Elodie Falcon Farrah Fawn Finley Freesia Galatea Ginevra Halcyon Haven Hestia Honor Halia Hannelore Ilaria Indira Isadora Isolde Jacinda Jessamine Junia Kaida Kalina Kalliope Kaia Kaida Kasia Katniss Katrin

Kalliope Kaia Kaida Kasia Katniss Katriel Kiri Kismet Keturah Keziah Lavinia Leilani Lennox Leocadia Liora Liriel Livia Lyris Maeva Marisol Marley Meadow Magdalena

Matilda Magnolia Marguerite Makenzie Marissa Mariam Maya Maeve Meadow Mette Meridian Melody Milena Marilyn Mai Mizuki Monroe Minerva Magnolia Magnolia Maeve Meredith Mette Mayumi Melody Maisie Magda Margot Marcia Melania Marinette Marielina Mia Melina Margot Maeve Mallory Mara Maurine Poppy Pearl Peony Phoenix Poppy Phee Phee Primrose Primrose Poppy Poppy Poppy Primrose Poppy Poppy Poppy Primrose

*they don't listen, they keep screaming and crying, they're really upset*

*gives them milk bottles*

*they stop crying and start to drink the milk, they seem to be calming down*