CHILD x

*The Baby giggles* Charlie:Its so cute! I want one! Vaggie:No. We can't afford one.

*btw im alastors Child And Im SIDE EYEING lucifer, so so badly*

*Lucifer Is just looking at the baby, he seems like he's gonna eat it, and not in a good way*

*Lucifer finally speaks* Lucifer:Ugh, I can't take this...

charlie:IM CRYING BC OF U!!

Lucifer:Oh, boo hoo. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

Charlie:*Passes the Baby To Vaggie* You choose first babe.. Vaggie:UHM... *Choosing noises* Alastor:*Staring into space* Lucifer:*Squealing at the Baby,If you cannot tell, Lucifer loves Babies.* Charlie:Maybe we should Hand it to the Grandma. Vaggie:Sure! Lilith:*Her eyes widen as they give the baby to Carmilla* Carmilla: *Contemplating noises* Oh, Dios mío. Es tan lindo. Rosie:*pops up behind Carmilla* Oooh! Me after! Lilith:Do i Even Go?! Eve:*Walks in* After me! Everyone:*Horrified scream*

*Vaggie hands you the baby*

*eats it*