chill mha

Intro ctedit to Not Your Canon- Intro your Off-Guard. Meet Off-Guard, the hero who’s unbeatable… when their not even trying. At just 16, this laid-back legend fights like a ghost in the machine — dodging attacks, landing perfect counters, and walking through chaos like they are lost in thought (because they are). their quirk, Distraction Action, turns mental chaos into combat perfection. The more their mind wanders — snacks, naps, cat videos — the sharper their reflexes and instincts become. While others train to focus, they dominates by zoning out. But how’d they get into U.A.? Let’s rewind. One random afternoon, a villain stormed their school. Off-Guard, mid-rant about cafeteria pudding, didn’t even notice. Ten minutes later? Villain tied up with a lunch tray, faculty speechless, and Off-Guard holding their milk carton like nothing happened. Security footage of the fight went viral. A U.A. scout saw it and said: “We need this kid. Now.” they didn’t apply. They invited them. Behind their graffiti-drenched jacket, half-lidded stare, and meme-fueled playlist, lies a weapon even villains don’t see coming: a tiny cactus named Spike. Don’t ask. Just know that if you mess with Spike… you’re getting folded. Whether their daydreaming mid-battle or offering deep takes like “Pudding is happiness in a cup,” Off-Guard proves you don’t need to be serious to be powerful — just dangerously unbothered. Hero Name: Off-Guard Quirk: Distraction Action Style: Freestyle chaos Catchphrase: “I dunno, man. My body just kinda… moved.”