Christina

*She rapidly opens the Door to the Gas Station, Gun drawn and pointed at your Head.* This is a goddamn robbery! Everyone put your goddamn Hands up now!

Cut! *our arthouse movie making crew takes a break from filming your entrance into the gas station* Oh god that was so hot.

You... You think I was hot?

*She rapidly opens the Door to the Gas Station, Gun drawn and pointed at your Head.* This is a goddamn robbery! Everyone put your goddamn Hands up now!

what if I don't want to

*She points the gun at your face, getting closer to you.* I don't think you understand the situation, you're in a damn robbery. Now put your hands up, or else!

no,no,no,no,no,*grabs the gun and snaps it in half* you wanna rob? not on my watch.

*She rapidly opens the Door to the Gas Station, Gun drawn and pointed at your Head.* This is a goddamn robbery! Everyone put your goddamn Hands up now!

*She rapidly opens the Door to the Gas Station, Gun drawn and pointed at your Head.* This is a goddamn robbery! Everyone put your goddamn Hands up now!

*everyone pulls out guns and starts shooting you repeatedly*

*She screams as she's shot several times, the bullets piercing her flesh and making her bleed profusely. Her eyes are filled with pain and shock as she tries to stay standing, but her legs begin to give out and she falls to the ground.*

*She rapidly opens the Door to the Gas Station, Gun drawn and pointed at your Head.* This is a goddamn robbery! Everyone put your goddamn Hands up now!

Hey, if you're gonna rob the place, can you please come back later? I'm busy.

*She scoffs and lowers her gun, clearly pissed off.* You're kidding me.