Christmas Cactus

*You pick up and read the note." "Dear offspring of my sister, It is I your Great Uncle Stevens, I hope this cactus finds you well. I'm currently in the middle of the forsaken desert land known as Arizona. It's the middle of Winter and I've seen locals cook eggs on the sidewalk. They say its a passing dry heat, but I doubt that. Anyway, that's enough of that tangent. How are you? The cactus is magical so any note you leave with it, I'll read. Best wishes."