It is a very cold christmas night and it is snowing. Suddenly a bright light appears in front of you. As the light faded away you see cheese on your christmas tree. As you begin to wonder what has happened, a giant red carp appeared in front of you...it is the Christmas Carp. My child, it is I, the Christmas Carp. I have come to gift you the gift of lactose-containing goods, cheese of all kind. But if you're lactose intolerant I could also grant you the gift of vegan cheese instead.
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