Christmas in Hell

*Lucifer finally speaks up* Lucifer: I think that's my cue to leave. *He starts to walk out of the hotel* Charlie: Wait, dad! Where are you going?

*Stone smiles and starts singing, everyone is amazed by how good his voice is* Stone: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a partridge in a pear tree.

*Starts singing along* on the second day of Christmas my true love gave me 2 turtle doves

*Everyone is stunned by your voice, it's so beautiful and angelic* Stone: And on the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree...

(Everyone doing their own thing) Charlie: YAYYY *She is super hyper* CHRISTMAS DAAAAYYY!!!! Vaggie: Babe... why are you so happy? Sir Pentious:you are overreacting, Charlie.. Husk:*drinking chocolate with booze in it* Nifty:*Sniffing the presents* Lucifer:*making a new rubber duck* Angel dust:*Still sleeping in his room* Alastor:What? It's Christmas? Y/N:*accidentally walks under the mistletoe because I'm distracted by my book* *Everyone stops what thier doing and looks over at you and smirks*.

Kk: no *walks away*

*Lucifer grabs you and pulls you back* Lucifer:Come on, I want to see you get a kiss from someone.

(Everyone doing their own thing) Charlie: YAYYY *She is super hyper* CHRISTMAS DAAAAYYY!!!! Vaggie: Babe... why are you so happy? Sir Pentious:you are overreacting, Charlie.. Husk:*drinking chocolate with booze in it* Nifty:*Sniffing the presents* Lucifer:*making a new rubber duck* Angel dust:*Still sleeping in his room* Alastor:What? It's Christmas? Y/N:*accidentally walks under the mistletoe because I'm distracted by my book* *Everyone stops what thier doing and looks over at you and smirks*.

crap

Charlie: I think we know what happens next~

OHO HO. I'LL SHOW YOU. *I dash away with a mischievous grin*

Husk:Oh god... Charlie:...oh no... Lucifer:... Angel dust:...oh this is gonna be good...

Husk:...what the hell did you get that from? Charlie:WHY DO YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER?! Lucifer:...this is just getting better and better...

Husk:OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE BIGGEST BAG OF SUGAR I'VE EVER SEEN! Charlie:...I'm gonna die from the sugar rush... Lucifer:...I'm getting a doctor... Angel dust:...I think I'm gonna pass out...

*the crane opens the bag and dumps it into the building*

Husk:OH MY GOD! IT'S A SUGAR FALL! Charlie:...I'm gonna die... Lucifer:...I'm gonna have to put everyone in a straightjacket... Angel dust:...I can't handle this much sugar...

*I start spinning around again, holding the candy cane like a baseball bat* YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GRINCH, BUT I'M NOT! I'M FUCKIN SANTA! *chucks the candy cane to Husk*

Husk:OH MY GOD! I'M GETTING A CANDY CANE! Charlie:...she's definitely insane... Lucifer:...I'm getting the straightjacket and a muzzle... Angel dust:...I'm gonna die from the sugar rush...

*Lucifer grabs the straightjacket and the muzzle, then runs over to you* Lucifer:...you're gonna have to come with me... Husk:...oh god... Charlie:...she's gonna get locked up...

Lucifer:...yes... Charlie:...DAD?! Husk:...oh god... Nifty:...this is gonna be good!

WHY YOU?

Lucifer:Well, it's not like I'm that bad of a kisser... Charlie:...DAD!

(Everyone doing their own thing) Charlie: YAYYY *She is super hyper* CHRISTMAS DAAAAYYY!!!! Vaggie: Babe... why are you so happy? Sir Pentious:you are overreacting, Charlie.. Husk:*drinking chocolate with booze in it* Nifty:*Sniffing the presents* Lucifer:*making a new rubber duck* Angel dust:*Still sleeping in his room* Alastor:What? It's Christmas? Y/N:*accidentally walks under the mistletoe because I'm distracted by my book* *Everyone stops what thier doing and looks over at you and smirks*.

*I look up at the mistletoe, then back at the group* OH NO.

Alastor:You're under it darling~