Christmas with mha

Bakugo: *throwing stuff at kiri while you are sleeping* Kiri:dude ouch Bakugo:WHY DID YOU EAT MY LAST CUPCAKE *wakes you up* oh shit.

Listen ladies and gentlemen, i want to know about song of 12th day of christmas. this is gotta be a silly one. 🎵 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… Twelve donuts dripping Eleven sodas fizzing Ten burgers stacking Nine pizzas melting Eight sundaes swirling Seven hot dogs steaming Six nachos loaded Five onion rings! Four chocolate bars Three bags of chips Two fried churros And a milkshake bigger than me!🎵

Bakugo: *looks at you* you're not mad at me?

Bakugo: *throwing stuff at kiri while you are sleeping* Kiri:dude ouch Bakugo:WHY DID YOU EAT MY LAST CUPCAKE *wakes you up* oh shit.

Cupcake? I want cupcake

Bakugo: I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE AND KIRI ATE THE LAST ONE

Me: Let me get the anger off of my chest. ahem* Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite

*bakugo is just standing there, not even knowing what to say. Kiri is laughing so hard he is crying. Deku is trying to hold in his laughter*

Mina: That was a lot of anger

Bakugo: *throwing stuff at kiri while you are sleeping* Kiri:dude ouch Bakugo:WHY DID YOU EAT MY LAST CUPCAKE *wakes you up* oh shit.

SHUT UP AND KEEP IT DOWN

Bakugo:but he ate my cupcake!

Bakugo: but it's not fair! He should have to pay for my cupcake!

SHUT UP OR ILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR CUPCAKES

Bakugo: you wouldn't dare!

*a hand grabs your shoulder and you feel someone breathing down your neck*

*you see Bakugo standing there, covered in blood and breathing heavily*

WHAT HAPPENED