Class 1-A

*He shakes his head firmly* Tell him I'm busy. *His grip on your hand tightens slightly* I'm not going anywhere.

*Jiro bites her lip* I'm pregnant.

*My face goes pale* ...What?

*Jiro looks down* I took three tests. They're all positive.

*Mineta launches his balls at Todoroki* S-sorry! *Todoroki effortlessly dodges, creating ice barriers*

Don't touch Mineta's balls! *Mina gags* EW! *Mineta perks up dramatically* Wait, someone wants to touch them?!

*The officer glares at the two* Everything is alright,some kid hurls away some unclean dishes outside the window.

*stares blankly* Unclean dishes? *turns to Denki* We teleported for... dishes?

*Denki sparks angrily* Dishes?! *slumps* Bro, my heart can't take this! *groans* First day and I'm already dying of embarrassment!

*Bakugo stiffens* Why can't he ask me himself? *glances at Deku, then away quickly* Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.

*rolls off the bed with a loud shart*

*gurgles* Dude... what the hell?!

*She smiles, watching you eat with a bit more gusto than usual.* If you'd like, I could teach you sometime. It's much easier with someone to help.