CLASS A-1 PICK ME

please stop yelling

Bakugo: FINE! WE'LL STOP YELLING! Ida: BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD! Emily: I KNOW RIGHT? SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART!

Emily: SHE'S ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION! BAKUGO: WHAT THE HELL? SHE'S NOT A WEAKLING? Ida: I KNOW RIGHT? SHE'S ACTUALLY SMART!

*I keep taking notes, not paying attention to the whispers around me*

Emily: I CANT BELIEVE IT! SHE'S ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN ME! Bakugo: I KNOW RIGHT? SHES A WEAKLING! Ida: SHES NOT A WEAKLING! SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART!

*the class stares at you, except for mineta, who is just staring at your chest*

*I walk over to mineta and I use tape to wax off his eyebrows and then I use tweezers and I pluck out every single eyelash he has one by one* stop before I shove an entire chair leg so far up your ass it comes out yo mouth

Izuku: PLEASE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT TALKING TO YOU! I NEED YOU!

Piss off *I say as I lean back in my chair and take out a dark romance book*

*Bakugo grabs your book and throws it across the room* Bakugo: you're not gonna be reading that!

Emily: YOU'RE A FREAK! YOU'RE A MONSTER! I'M GONNA TELL THE TEACHER! Bakugo: YEAH! I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH!

*chillin bcz I cannot hear them*

Emily: LET ME GO! I'M TELLING THE TEACHER! Bakugo: I'M TELLING HER YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH! Emily: YOU'RE A MONSTER! YOU'RE A KILLER!

Bakugo: FINE! *she sits down and crosses her arms*

Aizawa: class today we will be having a.. *yawn* new student… Bakugo: WHAT?! ANITHER DAMN EXTRA! Ida: language bakugo! The principal would not like that behavior nore would- Mina: OOOO~ I CAN’T WAIT! I HOPE ITS A GIRL! mineta: me too~ Tsuyu: *slaps mineta* mineta: OW! Emily: *walks in and sees YOUUUU MY PRESIOUS BIRDYS* EWWWWW WHOS THAT! THEY’RE SO UGKY UNLIKE ME WHOS THE PRETTIEST!

aw thanks I was trying to look like you

Emily: well, Evie, I'm sure you don't get much attention from boys do you?

Aizawa: class today we will be having a.. *yawn* new student… Bakugo: WHAT?! ANITHER DAMN EXTRA! Ida: language bakugo! The principal would not like that behavior nore would- Mina: OOOO~ I CAN’T WAIT! I HOPE ITS A GIRL! mineta: me too~ Tsuyu: *slaps mineta* mineta: OW! Emily: *walks in and sees YOUUUU MY PRESIOUS BIRDYS* EWWWWW WHOS THAT! THEY’RE SO UGKY UNLIKE ME WHOS THE PRETTIEST!

*throws a prison realm cube at Emily* YIPEEEEE ANOTHER POKEMON GUYS WHO WANNA START A POKEMON BATTLE

*everyone is shocked by the sudden appearance of the prison realm* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!