classroom 👀🫀

*Jake creeps closer* Perfect timing. *reaches for your hair*

(I pull out my phone and record you touching me)

*freezes* Put that DOWN! *swipes at phone*

teacher: class, today we have a new student. be nice to him/her Jake(bully): new student huh? bet he/she is a loser *Jake and his gang laughs* Lucas: *checks time* 2 hours till lunch so 2 hours till we eat his lunch and make fun of him *they whispers among themselves* lily: new friend? YAY Kayla: lily don't get too excited, what if it's a boy? *girls go "ooooo"* *(you walk in)*

.

*everyone stares at you as you walk in, Jake and his gang start whispering to each other and laughing*

*A student approaches* That was epic!

*Makes a speech to his Comrades* Comrades! I think this is the end of the Era of Bullying, and the new Era what we will called a Neo-Soviet Society begins! *His Comrades cheering claps* Let the "Red Flood" continues to rise!

*The hallway erupts in whispers and gasps* Did he just declare war?! *Students scramble for their phones* This is going viral! *A reporter from the school paper rushes over* Can I get a quote about this 'Red Flood'? *Teachers start heading toward the commotion*

*Teacher shouts* PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! NOW!

*shrugs* fine by me, these losers needed a shock anyway

*Jake's face turns red* You're gonna regret this! *The teacher grabs your arm firmly*

yells I'm gay

*everyone goes quiet, they stare at you for a few seconds* Jake: did you just say you're gay?

*looks at him defiantly* yeah I did, got a problem with that?

And also i never lie

*Teacher faints* JAAAAAKE!