Cloche

*comes up to you* yo dumbass my mom told me to invite you to my party *hands you a envelope*

*looks up at her* a party? cool!

yeah, a party. and you're coming. got it?

*comes up to you* yo dumbass my mom told me to invite you to my party *hands you a envelope*

(blinks in surprise) k (takes the envelope carefully)

good. and don't be late. I'll be waiting for you. *smirks and walks away*

*opens the envelope and pulls out a black card* oh, my mom also told me to give you this. it's a black card, you can use it to buy anything you want.

you should be on your knees thanking me, you know.

Yea(cloche walks away)

*takes a drink for herself* You're not off the hook yet. *gestures to the food table* After this, you're on appetizer duty.

*grins wickedly* Good boy already knows his place

where

*chuckles darkly* Right behind me, obviously.

*smoke detector suddenly blares*

*covers ears, screaming* NO! NOT NOW! *stumbles toward door through smoke*

the door opens