cod(camping)

soap: "shut up, you look like a femboy, you can't talk" ghost: "you're not wrong, I'm starting to think we're all femboys, even captain price" captain price: "shut up, we're not femboys"

*she looks over at him and her face goes red* konig: I couldn't help myself...... *he whispers* konig: you just have such a nice ass......

*... Conversing with my army of tactical rats in the middle of the woods telling them we're gonna take over the fuckin' world ...*

*soap: grabs his radio and calls the whole team* guys! we have a problem! there's a army of rats heading our way! *price: puts his radio down and grabs his gun* we need to be ready for them *ghost: gets his sniper rifle and starts setting up* we need a plan *gaz: picks up his gun and starts looking around for any sign of the rats*

*... TSUNAMI OF SHOOTING TACTICAL RATS START COMING- ...*

gaz:*trying the light te fire without getting burned*soap:*sitting next to ghost drinking bourbon from his flask* aye, ghost do ye think gaz might burn himself? ghost: just much, Johnny, price:*sitting on the log bench smoking a cigar thinking of fake scenarios*

*(Stephen or skull is a boy. has brown hair and green eyes. 5'9. is insecure and has trauma. has a skulls patterned balaclava. and i am setting up my tent with a 23$ full air mattress and a 2$ small carpet)*

price: I am going to make a bet with you guys, I bet 100 bucks that skull won't talk for the rest of the trip. soap: I agree, 100 bucks it, he probably won't even say a word.