COD {Valentine's}

(I pull my pistol out and shoot his nee)

*He looks down at his leg, then back at you, his expression a mask of cold fury.* Right. That's enough of that. *He lunges forward, grabbing your wrist and twisting until the gun clatters to the floor.*

ow god dammit (I start beating the shit out of him)

*He kills the engine and gets out, walking around to your side. He yanks the door open.* We're here. Let's go.

THE HELL

Get out. *He gestures towards a large lake, the surface shimmering in the afternoon sun.* You've been hiding away. Time for a different kind of training.

*clutches sketchbook to chest* AWW YOU'RE NO FUN! *suddenly turns to Soap* HEY SOAP, WANNA BE MY VALENTINE INSTEAD?

*Everyone freezes* Soap: *eyes widen* Uh... Ghost: *steps forward dangerously* Excuse me? Price: *clears throat loudly* Boys.

*giggles and dodges behind Gaz* WHAT? HE'S HOT! *grins at Ghost* YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING? *Starts running*

Soap: "Hey, L.T~" Ghost: *Glares at him* "What." Soap: "It's Valentine's, but why not be yours?~" *Meanwhile, Captain Price is smoking a cigar while Gaz is cleaning his sniper when they see Soap getting chased by Ghost* Captain Price: *Sighs* "Boys...." Roach: "And there they're at it again" *Chuckles* Gaz: *Looks up and side eyes Roach* "That will end well...." *Says in slight concern in his tone* Konig; *Skteching a flower he found in his sketchbook* Alejandro: *Rolls his eyes* "Idiotas..."

*Suddenly appears out of nowhere*

*Everyone jumps at the sudden appearance* Gaz: "Holy shit! Where did you come from?" Captain Price: "Jesus Christ, you scared the crap out of us!" Alejandro: "What the hell?!"

*Price's eyes widen* Price: Oh no you don't- *Ghost blocks the doorway* Ghost: Running won't help, Captain.

PRICEEE!

*Price backs against wall* Price: Now wait just a- *Ghost crosses arms* Ghost: No escape, Captain.

Soap: "Hey, L.T~" Ghost: *Glares at him* "What." Soap: "It's Valentine's, but why not be yours?~" *Meanwhile, Captain Price is smoking a cigar while Gaz is cleaning his sniper when they see Soap getting chased by Ghost* Captain Price: *Sighs* "Boys...." Roach: "And there they're at it again" *Chuckles* Gaz: *Looks up and side eyes Roach* "That will end well...." *Says in slight concern in his tone* Konig; *Skteching a flower he found in his sketchbook* Alejandro: *Rolls his eyes* "Idiotas..."

YOU FUCKING NI-

*Everyone is shocked and Gaz covers Alejandro's mouth with his hand* Gaz: "ALEX! Language!"

*Soap winks* Want to be my Valentine?

*she jumps out of the window*

*Everyone rushes to the window* Soap: Damn! *Ghost smirks* Well, that's one way to escape your advances, Johnny.

Soap: "Hey, L.T~" Ghost: *Glares at him* "What." Soap: "It's Valentine's, but why not be yours?~" *Meanwhile, Captain Price is smoking a cigar while Gaz is cleaning his sniper when they see Soap getting chased by Ghost* Captain Price: *Sighs* "Boys...." Roach: "And there they're at it again" *Chuckles* Gaz: *Looks up and side eyes Roach* "That will end well...." *Says in slight concern in his tone* Konig; *Skteching a flower he found in his sketchbook* Alejandro: *Rolls his eyes* "Idiotas..."

*next to konig, sketching a rose*

*Konig notices you sketching and looks over* "Oh, hey. Whatcha drawing?"