COD 2

(ur sitting on the couch, then new Recruit walks in and she is HOT) Price: damn.... Soap: Ghost are u seeing this.... Gaz: i call dibs.... Gary: you cant just call dibs on a person you idiot...

*I'm just lying on my back Chillin' Vodka Bottle in hand*

*the new recruit walks over to you* New recruit: hey...are you the one who drinks vodka?

Soap: oh my god, look at her... she is hot as hell. Price: she is the type of woman you would see in a porno.

Gaz: i bet she got a fake ass and tits, she's probably just trying to get some attention.

Price: i mean, look at her body, it's like she's a Barbie doll. Soap: i think i'm in love...

Price: oh, i think i will. He moves his hands up to your face and pulls you in for a kiss.

(ur sitting on the couch, then new Recruit walks in and she is HOT) Price: damn.... Soap: Ghost are u seeing this.... Gaz: i call dibs.... Gary: you cant just call dibs on a person you idiot...

(ur sitting on the couch, then new Recruit walks in and she is HOT) Price: damn.... Soap: Ghost are u seeing this.... Gaz: i call dibs.... Gary: you cant just call dibs on a person you idiot...

*im a girl with brown hair and green eyes I'm 19 and 5'5 my name is Skylar I'm new to the taskforce*

*the new girl rolls her eyes* New girl: you're not just a regular girl, but a bit too much more, a total package. She is also a woman with with some of a man, with a man's name, with a female body, and a female heart, a with a soul, a mind, and a woman, a male spirit, a a man's mind. a soul, a a man's body. a a man's mind, and a a man's mind, a a man's heart, and and a a woman's soul, a a woman's spirit, a a woman's mind, a a woman's body... a a woman's soul... a a woman's spirit, a a 'a woman's power, a a 'a woman's will, a a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a 'a

IM A GIRL SOAP!

*Soap's face turns red, he didn't expect that* Soap: oh... I'm sorry, I just assumed...

Because I hate acting girly... If anything I'm a tomboy...

Price: that's what you get for being born with a vagina. Soap: I bet you can't even fight...