COD - Bar break

*leans back with a low chuckle, eyes flicking to the bar door as Köing stumbles in with Roach and Gaz* Gaz looks three seconds from praying to a toilet. *turns back, voice low* Save me a dance later?

[Hope] : I also had this phase where I screamed so loud that the neighbor's dog was traumatized

*They all snort with laughter* Neighbor's dog? *Roap shakes his head* How many animals have you traumatized?

*Soap leans back* Right. So British-Canadian, angry baby, toe destroyer, and you drink like you're Russian. *He pauses* What else should we know about you?

*As you all get to the bar; Köing, Gaz and Roach took a booth, whilst Price, Ghost and Soap took seats at the bar* Price: *He sighs* "Nobody get too drunk, we still have missions later." Soap: *Hic* "Oh, lighten up Capt'n! We're the best of the best!" *He raises his glass* Ghost: "... Johnny, are you already drunk...? Actually, I don't want to know." *He sighs, holding his drink in one hand.* *The bartender walks over, a cloth over his shoulder.* Bartender: "Anything else, for now?"

I have drank 52 pounds of vodka and is still not drunk

*The bartender is taken aback* Bartender: "...You're not serious." *The rest of the group is staring at you, not believing their eyes.*