CoD - Nikto's kid

*the rat fires* TAKE COVER!

*dives behind the kitchen counter* SINCE WHEN DO RATS HAVE GUNS?!

*plaster dust rains from the ceiling* König: *shoves Lexi aside* Everyone downstairs! NOW! *another shot rings out* Ghost: *peeks from cover* It's... it's a tactical rat.

*(later, checking on my daughter, noticing she's just watching Monster High and absolutely fine)* ..just like me,huh-

She alright? *appears in doorway, mask off, looking uncharacteristically uncertain*

...she's doing her dad's makeup while watching monster high

Nikto: You know the rules. No alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking

Nikto: I'm not finished. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music

Nikto: No. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no

Nikto: Yes. It is true. I am a very strict father and I want you to be married to a good man. *looks at his team*

*Nikto points* No more smoking. Period.