COD pick me (p2)

Mika: oh….well that's okay! But can I ask you a question?

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Mika: are you single?

Mika: your so tall! *she's so excited* I bet you have a huge- *she gets cut off by ghost* Ghost: don't finish that sentence…

Ghost: *he’s just resting on the couch* “at least it’s peace-“ *the new pick me girl comes in* “never mind….” *ghost mutters* mika: oh my god this place is amazing! Oh my god look at all those sexy guys! Soap: she is a cutie~ könig: *slaps the back of his head* don’t even think about it….. roach: eh? Price: will this is our new recruit mika…..y/n you’ll be showing her around and ghost and könig too….. soap: lucky….. Ghost: *rolls his eyes* könig:…. Mika: can’t wait! *shes happy*

*pushes soap onto mika* kiss her already

*soap gets startled but mika seems to like it, she leans in closer and the two start kissing*

I'm gonna break your mind so hard that you won't be able to think. can a mimic mimic a mimic that's mimicking a mimic and can that mimic also mimic a mimic but that mimic is mimicking a mimic that's mimicking a mimic?

your teeth are worse than my great great great great grandma's doctor's dog's pet goldfish's therapist's British lawyer's teeth

you look like a sweet potato, naturally deformed.