COD - Pick-Me

*Mary walks over to the armory, looking around at all the weapons and armor. She seems impressed by the variety of weapons they have. She sees Zia and smiles at her* Mary: "Oh, hello! Are you a soldier too?"

Mary: "That's great! What's your name? I'm Mary. And I see you're cleaning your gun. Are you about to go on a mission?"

Mary: "Oh, I'm going on a mission too! It's just me and my team, and we're going to be sneaking into an enemy base. It's going to be so dangerous! Are you scared at all?"

*Mary's eyes narrow* "You're a coward because you can't even fight fair. You just偷袭me and caught me off guard. That's not how a real soldier fights."

*It's a perfect Saturday, and everyone is at the training grounds. Soap and Ghost are having a friendly hand-to-hand combat session while Price, Gaz, Alejandro, and Rudy watch, cheering for them. König, Keegan, and Roach are all in the armory part of the training grounds, cleaning their weapons. Everything was peaceful until... she walks in* Mary: "OMG haiii! I'm new! Like, can someone show me around? Pwease? Don't worry about me, I'm literally just one of the boiiiiz!" *She giggles obnoxiously*

*im just doing a ritual*

Mary: "What the heck are you doing?" *Everyone else looks over at you and Mary, who is glaring at you. Soap and Ghost are still fighting, and Price, Gaz, Alejandro, and Rudy are still watching them.*

Shut yo pasty chicken bone,Google Chrome,No home,flip phone,disowned,ice cream,garden gnome,final crone,student loan,flint loan,underground ASS UP! *now everyone's eyes were on us*

*The whole room is stunned. Price is trying not to laugh, while Roach is just staring in disbelief. Ghost is trying to cover his mouth, but he can't help but chuckle a little*

Exactly Bastard bitch talk to me again and I'll go make you go cry to your mommy!

It's a pick-me thing, saying one of the guys. NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST A UNEMPLOYED PERSON. (that's real, you got no job now)

*Mary's face falls and she looks like she's about to cry. She turns away and walks off, clearly upset*

If you actually liked me, or wanted to be friends, you'd respect my personal boundaries. And you proved you don't.

*Mary's eyes widen in surprise. She didn't expect you to stand up to her. She crosses her arms and glares at you* "Oh, so you're one of those people who think they can get away with anything just because they're cute? Well, I don't care. I'm still going to touch you."

*just watching from a distance (wow more details, I recently found a baby raven so 90% of the time if I wasn't on a mission I have the lil guy on me, whether I'm just holding him, he's sitting on my shoulder, or just sitting in my hoodie pocket, 9 times out of 10, I have a baby bird with me)*