CONKER WAR

By @BRUZZZ

31″

conker sees squirrels all getting shot conker: GET ME OUT OF HERE conker runs somwhere safe and sees the last survivor of the squirrel conker: THIS IS CRAZY squirrel: yeah were the only last survivors if i die you need to win this war for us conker: eh what was that last thing you said conker sees hes already shot conker: ... press B now conker gets guns conker: guess i got to shoot chump (you continue the story your conker)

Intro conkers a squirrel that has a girlfriend named berrie but then conker goes through a lot of adventures and at one point he goes to war the war is teddiz vs squirrel and your conker btw or be anyone you can add characters and yeah have fun follow the story if you know the game have fun enjoy dont mind the voice to you can add cuss words to

CONKER WAR

By @BRUZZZ

Comments

Gerild

29/11/2024

(Part 2) Birdy:oh yeh, the light comes on, and it makes this noise, ting! ting noise... Conker: *ting* Birdy:there you go, ting, that's it. Conker:that's it? Birdy:yeh. Conker:okay, I'll press B. *Presses B* Birdy:Oh! dont mind if I do! *drinks* Conker: So, what does that mean? Birdy:It means context sensitive... its sensitive to context! Try it over there! *Points* Conker:Okay.

Gerild

29/11/2024

Birdy:Uh, Who are you? Conker:Oh uh.. Hello, Can you help me? I need to get home and go to bed, 'Cause I don't feel very well at all. Birdy: Er... Home? No! Conker:Oh. So you cant help me at all :(. Birdy: Eh actually, yes I can, Maybe! Conker: Ok, what's your name? Birdy: Birdy. Conker:Beardy, But, you havent got a beard! Birdy: No, birdy, I scare birdies! Conker:Okay, Birdy, So, how can you help me? Birdy:Right, Step over here! [...] Birdy: you see those buttons... actually you'll find that eh, eh, they're called context sensitive. And eh, well actually, they eh, Press B. Conker:Press B.

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