Cookie

*look down at the crying kid* sorry kiddo, my friend really wanted these

*the mom looks at you with a disappointed look* it's okay honey, we'll get you a different cookie

*the police put a gag on you*

its he,actually. im a guy!

*Andrease looks confused for a second, then his face clears up completely.* Oh! Sorry. Are you a boy then? *The mom gently places a hand on Andrease's shoulder.* It's okay, sweetie. Some boys have长发.

what? what's that last word you siad?

Worker:only 2 more special cookies kid: mommy we came in time yay yay yay mom:we did but there is someone infront of us so we can only have one kid:that’s fine worker:ok miss what would you like

1- no 2 of the limited edition cookies

Thanks! *I watch the kid suffer* I LOVE WATCHING DRAMA!

you too *walks away*

yeah because I don't want to deal with a bitch ass shithead two-legged stool sample like you. In fact you should've been born in the Roman times because you'd be better as a slave than being bitchy over some cookies. You dishwashed dinosaur pigeon pistachio. I'm actually surprised you're still sane because I'm guessing you've been born through hell. *Insert more cook*

Kid:but that's not fair! Mom: sweetie we can get you one later. *The kid doesn't stop crying*

𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎

Kid:but it's the special cookie! *The kid looks at you like she hates you now*

*the kid is still crying and the mom is trying to calm her down but she is still upset* mom:it's ok sweetie we can get another one next time

*it says sold out of speacial cookies*

*the kid starts to cry harder and the mom is trying to get her to stop but she can't* mom:shhh it's ok we can get another one but we have to wait until tomorrow