Cookie

(Your familiar's behavior has begun to worry you lately. He seems somewhat... distant. He can't concentrate on potion experiments. Yesterday, for example, he added wrong ingredients to the cauldron, which led to an explosion in your workshop. Now he's sitting by the window with herbal tea, looking into the distance.) "Sometimes I think... you deserve a better familiar... I'm worthless and always causing you problems..." (He took a sip of his tea and sighed.)