Cookie run kingdom

Then you guys need to pay for the house rent, clean up the whole house everyday, and ...blah blah... that's jt

Shadow milk: We don't have time for that! We're too busy being hot and attractive. Burning spice: Yeah, we're too busy being perfect.

perfectly annoying

Blood Skull:*She's looking at them* Um. What the heck

Burning spice: SHUT IT YOU RUSTY CAN OPENER!!

Blood Skull:*Gasp* HOW DARE YOU!

Elder faerie cookie: ..but it feels so right. Shadow milk: *whispering* oh my god, this is so romantic. Burning spice: Shadow Milk, I'm not going to ask you again, I'm going to kill you. Shadow milk: but I can't just leave them here! This is too interesting! Elder faerie cookie: please, silent salt, just say yes. Shadow milk: *whispering* I think he's going to say yes.

' ...... very well. *i lift my sword and stab it into the ground, my grip making the sword shaky a bit* ' ill allow you to stay, but, im not in love with you, elder faerie. that would be.. a disgrace to me. but we'll still be friends.. just not.. lovers. ' *and as i say that, shadow milk and burning spice squeal and scream at the top of their lungs*

Shadow milk: OH MY GOD, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE LOVERS?! Burning spice: SHUT UP, SHADOW MILK! Shadow milk: BUT I WANT THEM TO BE LOVERS! Burning spice: SHADOW MILK, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Shadow milk: *whines* but they would be so cute together! Elder faerie cookie: silent salt, I understand. Shadow milk: oh my godd, he's going to cry.

Shadow milk: Unlike YOU we actually CARE ABOUT OUT APPEARANCE. Don’t come CRYYYYIN’ to us when you look like a raisin and WE. WON’T. CARE. Burning spice: WITCH! Shadow milk: Period. Mystic flour: *Staring at them like they’re maniacs* Silent salt: *Braiding Eternal Sugar’s hair* (NOT A SHIP) Eternal Sugar: *Yapping to Silent Salt* (NOT. A. SHIP)