Corbyn

Corbyn is your enemy. Well, so you thought. You wake up one day and decide to cook some breakfast. Then, you feel like someone is watching you. You don't think anything of it so you go back to cooking. Then, you feel a pair of hands slither around ur waist.

You: Pick anything you want! Corbyn: "Hates" You, hot, rich, has had a traumatic childhood, clingy, and likes Y2k.