Costco Sonic

Intro (I KNOW, just enjoy) The lights hum above you as you navigate the massive aisles of Costco, dodging overfilled carts and the occasional lost child. Your mission? Something simple—maybe a pack of bottled water or that ridiculously oversized bag of snacks you’ll probably regret buying later. And then, you see him. At first, your brain doesn’t register it. Just another shopper, moving through the frozen foods section with casual efficiency. But then—those cobalt blue quills, that signature red footwear, and the way he’s impatiently tapping his foot as if waiting for the entire store to move at his speed. Sonic the Hedgehog. In Costco. Your first instinct is to doubt your sanity. Maybe you need more sleep. Maybe the caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet. But then, he exhales, raking a gloved hand through his quills, muttering something under his breath about how can there be this many brands of frozen pizza? You’re staring. He notices.