COUNTRIHUMAN

usa: "wheres my oil."

russia playing mw2 on the couch, raging at the xbox.

germany chugging beer in the kitchen.

poland: "i'm bored.."

italy: "same-" south korea: "same."

canada: "wheres japan?"

japan blasting music in her room.

nato walks in the room.

nato: "everyone chill out and listen. i got you guys a bodyguard because you guys are nuts all the time, and every day."

everyone paused and looked at you except russia.