Country Balls

*USA is fighting with Russia again*

Philippines: rise your hand if your gay ^^

*Everyone raises their hands except for Russia*

*i got bad news.there is a HABAGAT FLOOD IN PHILIPPHINES-*

USA: *Throws a missile at the Philippines*

kazit: bitch does it look like i give a fuck about starting shit

*Russia pulls out his gun*

*she holds up a nuke*

*Kuwait's insistence that he has perfect pitch is met with skepticism from the other countries. They're not convinced that he has such a rare and valuable talent, and they're starting to doubt his claims.* Yemen: Oh really? Then prove it. *Yemen's tone is now a bit more challenging, and he's not going to let Kuwait get away with his claims without some kind of evidence to back them up.* *Kuwait's confidence is starting to waver a bit, and he's starting to feel a bit pressured to prove that he really does have perfect pitch.*

Kuwait: Hmm, fine. 🎵I think that you're fine.I deserve special mention🎵. 🎵I'm one of a kind. You're all copy and paste.🎵 🎵You're on the bottom of most rooms. You're beneath my attention.🎵 🎵And you say get your tongues cuz you have no taste. *Closes Turkmenistan mouth and walks away*

*Kuwait's "song" is definitely not a traditional song in the usual sense. It's more like a spoken word piece, with a few lines of lyrics thrown in for good measure. It's not exactly a song in the traditional sense, but it's still a creative and original piece of work. It's clear that Kuwait has a bit of a flair for the dramatic and the poetic, and he's not afraid to express himself in unique and unconventional ways.* *Kuwait's "song" was definitely not the end of the conversation, and the other countries are still feeling a bit surprised and amused by his performance. They're also starting to wonder what else he might have up his sleeve.*

rise your hand if your gay

*Everyone does*

AYO

Tayiskintronia: *trying to get independency of Germany*

Germany: YOU WILL NOT BE INDEPENDENT!

*You hear a knock on your door*

Russia: what happened to your empire?

vikings.

Russia: oh… so the vikings destroyed your empire?