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*he laughs a little and ruffles your hair* Russian empire: you know... I give you some milk from my... uhhh... *he points to his chest*

what the fu-

Russian empire: hey! Language! You can't say that word! *he gives you a small scolding* Russian empire: anyways, are you ready to drink my milk?

father i wish to overthrow the tzar and spread the word of communism to bring russia to it's former glory

Russian empire: what- Prussia: *snickering* Russian empire: I'll give you one chance to explain what you just said.

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