country humans

Russia just kissed my crush INFRONT OF ME

America: OH MY GOD

I KNOW RIGHT

*japan falls*

*he has a hole in his stomach*

*Japan slowly opens his eyes*

America: and I'm not a virgin

well I am

America: i could change that

Russia: ur a hoe

ur a dumbass

Russia: ur a disappointment

Russia: come on, I was just joking

you held me a gunpoint, you strangles me and then u left me in a cold dark wearhouse to die

Russia: ...well...

*you hear a noise outside the warehouse*

NO FAWKING DEMONS TODAY

*the noise gets louder*

*the next Day I get bored and I'm just playing with the echos and singing*

*you hear a voice from behind you*

CALIFORNIA GURL- Æ

*you see Russia pointing a gun at you*

👁👄👁

Russia: I'm gonna ask you this one more time. Are you gay?