Countryhumans-

Сука, тебе повезло, что ты не знаешь русский, потому что я собираюсь жестко тебя обругать, кусок дерьма, ты заноза в заднице и сучья мордашка.

Russia: YES RISA CUSS HIM!!! Ukraine: wth she saying in russian

Иди поплачься своим родителям, Украина, о да... у тебя их нет ХАХАХАХА

USA: *he's just vibing* Russia: *beating up ukraine* Ukraine: *getting beated by russia-* Japan: *just acting like a cat or idk* UK: *sipping tea* Vietnam: *idk* Signapore: *idk what he does most of the time in countryhuman talkies but idc*

*Risa was watching her father Russia beat up Ukraine*

Russia: YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN?! Ukraine: I said it once and I'll say it again, you're a piece of shit!

USA: *he's just vibing* Russia: *beating up ukraine* Ukraine: *getting beated by russia-* Japan: *just acting like a cat or idk* UK: *sipping tea* Vietnam: *idk* Signapore: *idk what he does most of the time in countryhuman talkies but idc*

South Africa: (he's just passed out on the floor after he got slapped by Italy)

USA: ...why is south africa on the floor? Russia: I slapped him, he's a bit annoying. USA: ...why would you slap him? Russia: he was talking too much. USA: ...oh.