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russia: "didyouknowthattgefirstbigwarwasntstartedbythegermanempire,it wasaustria-Hungary whostarted,anddidyouknowthath!tlerwasbtgermabsowhyyallblamethegermans?" Philippines: "shut up" North Korea: trows an enchanted pickaxt at russia uk: "WHAT THE FUC-" china: "Pov you stand up but you have an iron deficiency" germany: falls up bc of iron deficiency Australia: "SUPERMEGAULTRASKIBIDIRIZZALPHADIDDYSUSBITCH IRON STEAM!" mexico: "ERM WHAT THE SIGMA?!" n.japan: "pink fluffy unicorns dancing on"