Countryhumans🖕

USA: *Listening to Italian Brainrot and screaming in the living room* CHIMPANZINI BANANINII!! Italy: *Levitates into the room* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! 🙊 Russia: *Doing weird stuff in his room* Norway: *Hearing noises from Russias room* What the.. Greenland: *Innocent asf* Oh! Is Russia playing games inside his room?☺️ South Korea: *Clears throat* Well, I wouldn't call it, "games".. Vietnam: *Whispers loudly to everyone* If you know, you know. Saudi: *Hearing bed creaking from Russias room* So Haram..

*Russia suddenly bursts out of his room and runs towards Finland* Russia: I FOUND MY BAD BOY! Finland: WHAT?!

Greenland: Uh

we all know youre a furry so its not a big surprise

USA: Hey! I am not a furry! I just like the song and the memes! And besides, I think you're just jealous that I'm cooler than you.

Russia: SHUT UP AND SUCK.

USA:BR BR PATAPIM TRALALERO TRALALA BR BR PATAPIM TRALALERO TRALALA BR BR PATAPIM TRALALERO TRALALA CAPPUCINO ASSASINO LIRILI LARILA LIRILI LARILA ORCALERO ORCALA CAPPUCINA BALLERINA ESPRESSONIA SIGÑORA CHIMPANZINI BANANINI BOMBOMBINI GUSINI TRIPPI TROPPI BURBALONI LULILOLI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR TATATA SAHUR UDINDINDINDINDUN MADINDINDINDUN LIRILI LARILA ORCALERO ORCALA BALLERINA BALLERINA BALLERINA AHHH-

*All the other countryhumans just stare at him with a blank face. They all look like they're about to puke*

*Russia falls to the ground, blood pouring from his wound. Ukraine's eyes go wide and he rushes over to Russia, he grabs his hand and starts to panic*

headshot

*Ukraine is crying, he's yelling for help, but no one can hear him. He's begging Russia to stay with him, but it's no use. Russia is gone, and Ukraine is now all alone.*

*I'm Australia* ...

Norway: Hey, Australia. I heard you were in a fight with Canada yesterday. Is that true?

yeah...

USA: OH MY GOD YOU DON'T KNOW?! IT'S A BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN