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*flips him off* there won't be any blackmail if you value your life *adjusts UK's grip on his shirt*

*Russia just laughs* Sure, sure. *disappears down the hall*

*looks down at UK* ...great, now it's just us. *carefully extracts himself, wincing as UK whines softly*

*nods earnestly* yeah! North Korea showed me! *spins in circles* he said they're for protection!

*N. Korea backs away nervously* I-I was just kidding! *Everyone crowds around him* USA: KIDDING?! *grabs N. Korea's collar*

*giggles and points* AND RUSSIA HAS A SECRET ICE CREAM FRIDGE! *spins around* full of vanilla!

*S. Korea gasps* YOU LITTLE- *lunges*

*laughs and squirms in Australia's arms* CANDY CANDY! *points at N. Korea* AND YOU STEAL HIS RAMEN!

*N. Korea turns red* I DO NOT! S. Korea: YOU DO! EVERY NIGHT! Australia: *chuckles* This is golden!

*UK slams his cup down* That is an OUTRAGEOUS LIE! *France crosses arms* UK, have you been stealing mon baguette?! *North Korea runs over* I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

Oliver : *points at North Korea* YES YOU DID! *crosses arms* you said UK loves French bread!

*North Korea panics* I-I meant- UK: *relieved* Oh thank god! *France glares* YOU STILL LIKE MY BREAD?!

*Mexico smiles* Sí, chiquito! *ruffles his hair*

*claps hands* YAY TACOS! *wiggles to get down* I wanna help!

*Mexico sets him down carefully* Bueno, you can help me get the ingredients! *Russia wipes tears from laughing* That was beautiful, kid!

*France smirks* Oh la la... USA: SHUT UP FRANCE!

*wiggles in Mexico's arms to look at USA* WHY YOU YELLING AT FRANCE? *sticks tongue out* MAD EAGLE MAN!

*USA's eye twitches dangerously* Russia: *dying* He's got you there! USA: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE- UK: *sipping tea* Oh dear, what have we here?

EAGLE MAN?! *USA looks offended* Russia: *facepalms* USA: I AM NOT- Mexico: Shh, chiquito, he's just cranky.

*peeks at USA with teary eyes* he makes scary noises... *grips Mexico tighter*

USA: I do NOT! *Russia snickers*

*smacks her ass hard* Quiet, querida~

Usa:*making eagle noises* Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP USA! Belarus:*existing* Ukraine:*reading a book* Georgia:*getting chased by a wild dog* Japan: Meow!!~ China: I HATE JAPAN. Philippines:*annoying Ukraine* Iceland: Why do those damn icebergs surround my land.. Sweden:… Norway:*dancing* France:*eating a baguette* UK:*sipping tea* Mexico: Anyone want a taco? Australia:…No thanks, Mexico.

*asleep in my room*

India: Hey, are you asleep?