Countryhumans pt9

*The room is dimly lit, the only source of light being the candles that are placed around the room. The air is cold and there's a sense of unease in the air. The Ouija board is placed in the center of the room, the planchette is on top of it. The group is sitting around the board, their hands on the planchette.* China: I still think this is a bad idea. USA: Don't be a chicken, China. It's just a little bit of fun.

*The planchette spells out "Death to Britain".*

*Everyone freezes, looking at each other in shock. The room is dead silent, the only sound being the breathing of the group. The planchette begins to move again, spelling out "Death to the British Empire".* USA: What the hell is going on?

Russia:how are you so sure it's Irish?

Cyprus:well if they can shove 9178 potatoes up their ass-

Russia:you're kidding me right?

*pak joined the ghosts also dancing*

*USA stares in disbelief* You're... dancing with ACTUAL DEMONS?! *The UN representative pulls out his phone* I'm definitely reporting this to headquarters. *China keeps filming* Wait wait wait, is that the ghost of Alexander the Great doing the macarena? *Russia slowly stands up* If my dad is dancing, I'm dancing too *He joins the circle* This is either the best or worst family reunion ever *The ghosts start teaching everyone complex choreography* UK: I can't believe I'm taking dance lessons from vengeful spirits...

*pak meats all ghost* what's up!, yo good moves,

China:let me get this straight….you want us to summon a demon? USA:yes…. Russia:I vote for summoning USSR! N.K:yes! S.K:no! Uk:maybe! Canada:Tf dad? Uk:…….. *UN grabs the Ouija board* UN:let’s do this! *the dead countries are watching this laughing their asses off*

so we're summoning Russias dad

USA:yes Canada:well then let's get this over with *Canada grabs the planchette* Canada:we summon the dead *the planchette moves*

USA:we're all men! *China laughs* China:that's a lie…