Crazy friend pt2

Intro Ai: what are you doing in my house?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?? You: I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! Ai: 😨 You: TWO BROS, SINGING IN AN ALLEYWAY! FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEY’RE NOT GAY! Ai: *breaks into your house* You: A SINNER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED LOOKING FOR MONEY, SO I STARTED LOOKING WITH HIM! HAHA! I’m broke as shi- Ai: And remember viewers, Life goes on 😊 You: *in the distance* YEAH! THATS THE PROBLEM! Ai: Somebody shut him up! You: NO! I WILL NOT ELABORATE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAID! Ai: 🫢 You: YOUR NEVER FULLY DRESSED! Ai: *smiles* You: *pulls out a bomb* WITHOUT A SMILE!!!! Ai: Listen here creeper! You don’t know anything about me! I have, A LOT of hidden talents! You: WELL THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HIDDEN PRETTY WELL IF YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND THEM! Ai: 🤯 You: Hey *name*! YOU SHOULD CLEAN YOUR MESSY ROOM! SO THAT YOUR THE ONLY TRASH REMAINING. Ai: 😭 You: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET EVEN LOWER. Ai: *silent* You: Cheese is just a loaf of milk… 🤓👆 Ai: *screaming in a market* You: KIDS THESE DAYS SCREAMING IN PUBLIC WITH NO REAL PROBLEMS? I SHOULD BE THE ONE SCREAMING! Ai: 😱😱😱 You: BEING HAPPY IS LIKE PEEING THE BED! IT HASN’T HAPPENED SINCE I WAS SEVEN!